The chronicling of my journey through the seedy underbelly of New York City's comedy world,
the open mics.

Finding the videos of Stand Up

There are now 9 videos up. To find older videos of me doing stand up, go to the right side of the page where it says "Blog Archive," below that there is a list of all the videos and articles I've posted. Most of the videos begin with "Open Mic..."

VOTE

Now that I'm posting the videos through funnyordie.com, at the end of the videos you're given a chance to vote on whether the video is funny or it should DIE. It's anonymous, so don't be afraid to be honest, but I'd appreciate the vote so I can eliminate unfunny material.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

The Republicans' New Secret Weapon

So I think I've discovered the Republican Party's strategy with respect to women, and I'll give you a hint, it's not intelligence.


So everyone knows Palin, and probably by now everyone knows Bachmann as the soon-to-be-former Senator who wanted to reopen the House Committee on Un-American activities. One thing you might not know is that she once said that her political views were determined when she was reading Gore Vidal's, Burr: "He was kind of mocking the Founding Fathers and I just thought, 'I just remember reading the book, putting it in my lap, looking out the window and thinking, 'You know what? I don't think I am a Democrat. I must be a Republican." Yeah well if Gore Vidal thinks it ALL democrats must think it. You know what, I'm not a democrat because I believe in equal pay for equal work, or equality for gays, or in striving for universal healthcare, nope, I'm a democrat because Rush Limbaugh is a fat sack of shit. I don't like him, so I must not be a republican. Ew and that Larry Craig likes gay sex in disgusting bathroom stalls, I'm ok with the gay sex, but bathroom stalls?! No thank you republican party.

Now you might be wondering why the dumb bitch from The View is up there. Well according to CNN.com Palin just asked her to come on the campaign trail with her. Let's analyze this for a second. I mean maybe it's not that she's just a pretty face. Maybe she's a bright lady with some kind political experience... or some skill whatsoever... "participant in the reality tv show Survivor"... Wow. Hmmm. Now I've always thought that Republican party was pretty pro-retard, what with George W., McCain (72 years old and even in his prime he was in the bottom 1% of his class at Annapolis), Palin went to a handfull of schools, Dick Cheney was born full grown from a test tube on board the Death Star, but now they've taken it a step farther. Hey maybe this is a step in the right direction, at least now their half-wits are easy on the eyes. Maybe this Hasselback decision was made after an intensive coast-to-coast search of America for someone who actually makes Palin look smarter. Maybe we should be thankful, I think this guy was next on the list:
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