The chronicling of my journey through the seedy underbelly of New York City's comedy world,
the open mics.

Finding the videos of Stand Up

There are now 9 videos up. To find older videos of me doing stand up, go to the right side of the page where it says "Blog Archive," below that there is a list of all the videos and articles I've posted. Most of the videos begin with "Open Mic..."

VOTE

Now that I'm posting the videos through funnyordie.com, at the end of the videos you're given a chance to vote on whether the video is funny or it should DIE. It's anonymous, so don't be afraid to be honest, but I'd appreciate the vote so I can eliminate unfunny material.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Why the Right is so Wrong

"In his endorsement of Barack Obama last week, former Bush administration Secretary of State Colin Powell said that "I have heard senior members of my own party drop the suggestion, 'He's a Muslim and he might be associated [with] terrorists.' "

This is a serious accusation to level, and Powell ought to have had the courage to name names." - James Kirchick

Seriously? Seriously! ...Seriously, James Kirchick? This is so fucking indicative of the goddamn brass of the republicans. Anytime someone deviates for a second from the party line, their patriotism and their courage comes into question. Ooo, you won the 2006 National Lesbian and Gay Journalists Association Excellence in Student Journalism Award , yeah that really puts to shame Powell's Bronze Star, Distinguished Service Medal, Vietnam Service Medal, Army Service Medal and oh yeah PURPLE FUCKING HEART you pompous fucking ASSHOLE. Look, I hate the military-industrial-complex, war and warmongers, but even I won't to stoop to the level that these right wing pundits, who claim to be the real patriots, have stooped. I never really liked McCain, and as of late I've come to downright hate him, but neither me nor any left-wing pundit has ever questioned his courage, and yet right wing pundits are permitted to go around questioning the patriotism of American heroes, whether republican (Powell) or democrat (Kerry or triple-amputee/veteran Max Cleland). And yes I said "permitted." They are permitted by the piece-of-shit independents who don't hold this stuff against these heartless assholes. I'm a registered democrat, do I agree with everything the democrats put forward, no. Do I believe in some of the conservative ideals, absolutely (things like the free market, none of the social issues). But you know what, until they get their shit together, stop pandering to the religious right and start conducting themselves like humans with some semblance of a pulse, I'm not giving them shit, let alone my vote, and anyone who refuses to pick a side is failing to punish people who demonstrate day after day that they have zero familiarity with the concepts of decency, honesty, or compassion.

Oh, he's gay too. Seriously. Kirchick. This fucking retard is defending a party that would absolutely make what he does in his bedroom with his bantam-weight, tube-top and speedo-wearing Dominican-lover (I just made that stuff up about his lover, I'm sure he's a very nice gentleman) COMPLETELY ILLEGAL! Clearly a guy whose ability to reason is in perfect working order. Hey Kirchick I hear the clan is recruiting, better yet, the Iranian government just loves the gays, and you're all full of sass and courage, you should go over there, I think you'd like it, and you don't need a military escort, the military is just full of pussies like Colin Powell, not a single Lesbian and Gay Journalists Association Journalist of the Year Award among them. Anyway have fun in Iran they're very, very right wing. Fucking douche.

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