The chronicling of my journey through the seedy underbelly of New York City's comedy world,
the open mics.

Finding the videos of Stand Up

There are now 9 videos up. To find older videos of me doing stand up, go to the right side of the page where it says "Blog Archive," below that there is a list of all the videos and articles I've posted. Most of the videos begin with "Open Mic..."

VOTE

Now that I'm posting the videos through funnyordie.com, at the end of the videos you're given a chance to vote on whether the video is funny or it should DIE. It's anonymous, so don't be afraid to be honest, but I'd appreciate the vote so I can eliminate unfunny material.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Be afraid of Nancy Grace... Be very afraid

Start paying attention around the 37 second mark.



Jesus Nancy Grace, are you taking notes? The video will be on the internet in four seconds you can go back and get the ingredients if it's so damn important. Is it just me, or is there a hint of joy/relief in her voice at 2:18 when she says, "All I have to do is go down to the Duane Reade and I too could make cloroform?" Yes you twisted bitch. Hey could you repeat those ingredients a couple more times, I think there were a few child rapists who didn't quite get the recipe. Yes Nancy Grace, as Fight Club has taught us, you can make almost any crazy thing you want with over the counter items... what we don't need are retards with weird blonde bobs broadcasting the recipes over national television. God what a fucking tard, did you know that the recipes in Fight Club were actually changed for the movie, the ingredients listed don't actually make explosives, but fucking dumb-ass, ugly-ass redneck Nancy Grace gets to say whatever the fuck she wants? God I hope she dies... in like 40 years. That's a completely reasonable time for her to die. Oh man but if the Predator killed her tomorrow I wouldn't be sad. Why does he limit himself to commandos and archeologists, he should branch out, at least that's what my mom always says.

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