The chronicling of my journey through the seedy underbelly of New York City's comedy world,
the open mics.

Finding the videos of Stand Up

There are now 9 videos up. To find older videos of me doing stand up, go to the right side of the page where it says "Blog Archive," below that there is a list of all the videos and articles I've posted. Most of the videos begin with "Open Mic..."

VOTE

Now that I'm posting the videos through funnyordie.com, at the end of the videos you're given a chance to vote on whether the video is funny or it should DIE. It's anonymous, so don't be afraid to be honest, but I'd appreciate the vote so I can eliminate unfunny material.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Colin Powell Endorses Barack Obama

Colin Powell endorsed Barack Obama, to which I can only respond, McCain needs some of that! And no I'm not saying he could use the backing of Reagan's national security adviser or a former secretary of state who is respected by republicans and democrats alike. No, I am referring to whatever stem-cell cocktail/fetus-blood/clubbed-seal martini this guy is drinking that keeps him looking that young. Compared to John McCain, who's only one year his senior, Powell looks like he should have his umbilical stuffed in his suit pocket.


Here's a completely fair and unbiased side-by-side comparison of the two:



























And:












(incidentally, also his "o" face)

And of course:





Argument over. John McCain needs some of that. Clearly. And whoever told him that soaking his face in brine and sulphuric acid was a good idea should probably be fired from the campaign, I don't care who his Dad is!



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