The chronicling of my journey through the seedy underbelly of New York City's comedy world,
the open mics.

Finding the videos of Stand Up

There are now 9 videos up. To find older videos of me doing stand up, go to the right side of the page where it says "Blog Archive," below that there is a list of all the videos and articles I've posted. Most of the videos begin with "Open Mic..."

VOTE

Now that I'm posting the videos through funnyordie.com, at the end of the videos you're given a chance to vote on whether the video is funny or it should DIE. It's anonymous, so don't be afraid to be honest, but I'd appreciate the vote so I can eliminate unfunny material.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Palin's Photographic Memory

This is from an article on CNN.com. "In response to the allegations that [Palin] was ill-prepared for interviews and debate, Randy Scheunemann, an aide assigned to Palin, called her "brilliant" and said she has a "photographic memory."

Photographic memory. Really? It's actually true, she does have a photographic memory, but sadly it only works on landscapes and dark abysses. Get it? Because her mind is like a big empty space.

They'll just say anything won't they? They don't even care about logic or reality anymore. Sarah Palin won the nobel prize in economics, she's just like that liberal President everyone liked on the West Wing. I don't get why no one likes her, I mean she has literally PERFECT pitch. Angels are jealous. And she can fly. Swear to god. Show me proof that she can't. I will absolutely not listen to any anonymous sources which make the false allegation that Sarah Palin cannot fly.

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