The chronicling of my journey through the seedy underbelly of New York City's comedy world,
the open mics.

Finding the videos of Stand Up

There are now 9 videos up. To find older videos of me doing stand up, go to the right side of the page where it says "Blog Archive," below that there is a list of all the videos and articles I've posted. Most of the videos begin with "Open Mic..."

VOTE

Now that I'm posting the videos through funnyordie.com, at the end of the videos you're given a chance to vote on whether the video is funny or it should DIE. It's anonymous, so don't be afraid to be honest, but I'd appreciate the vote so I can eliminate unfunny material.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Palin: The Past is the Past... which means it doesn't matter OK?!

According to CNN.com, at a recent press conference, Sarah Palin said, "As far as we're concerned, the past is the past," said Palin. "We're focused on the future. [The future] is next year..." Leaving OJ's most recent legal-defense team thinking, "Why didn't we think of that?" The past is the past judge! Why get all hung up on it? I'm sure OJ will be a perfectly upstanding citizen, after all, it's not like he has a history... OK, now I'd like to confess something, I once killed a hobo just to see what it felt like... but that's all in the past right? That doesn't matter any more, weeeeeee! Fyi, I'm gonna have a little dog-fight in my backyard tomorrow, you're all welcome to come, and if you're at all worried that the police or your conscience might hunt you down, remember, tomorrow will just be the past in two days.

P.S. By the way, someone should tell her that the future isn't just next year, it's a bit longer than that.
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