In case you didn't know just how straight up crazy Mormons are, here's a video to educate you.
Highlights:
1. God lives near a star named Kolob with his many Goddess wives, where they produce billions of spirit children.
2. Black people are all those spirits who refused to pick Jesus over Lucifer.
3. The spirits who fought most valiantly would be born into Mormon families, they would be "white and delightsome."
4. Jesus had three wives and fathered several children.
5. Mormons believe that there is polygamy in the after life, and that they can become Gods who will rule over other worlds.
Finding the videos of Stand Up
There are now 9 videos up. To find older videos of me doing stand up, go to the right side of the page where it says "Blog Archive," below that there is a list of all the videos and articles I've posted. Most of the videos begin with "Open Mic..."
VOTE
Now that I'm posting the videos through funnyordie.com, at the end of the videos you're given a chance to vote on whether the video is funny or it should DIE. It's anonymous, so don't be afraid to be honest, but I'd appreciate the vote so I can eliminate unfunny material.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
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