Breaking News: 8-year-olds aren't ready for guns

According to Reverend John Sauter, Vincent Romero (who was recently slain by his 8-year-old child) taught his son how to use a rifle. In reference to the case St. Johns Police Chief Roy Melnick said, "I'm not accusing anybody of anything at this point," he said Saturday. "But we're certainly going to look at the abuse part of this. He's 8 years old. He just doesn't decide one day that he's going to shoot his father and shoot his father's friend for no reason. Something led up to this." This is despite the fact that, according to CNN.com "The boy had no record of complaints with Arizona Child Protective Services, said Apache County Attorney Brad Carlyon." No word yet on how much of an impact teaching the 8-year-old to use a rifle had on this case, but early estimates place it somewhere in the neighborhood of "100-fucking-percent."